Do I have, at last, a student who does form mental pictures when she hears a word? —because surely the idea of “animal survival instinks” is vivid in the mind of someone who has been confronted by, or fears being confronted by, a cornered skunk.
The actress in the production of Jeffrey Hatcher’s play A Picasso (opening tomorrow night under my direction) was late to rehearsal one evening last week. She explained that her charming and generally nonconfrontational dog, Emma, had had a skunk encounter, necessitating emergency baths. Immediately an intense conversation ensued between my actress and my actor, whose own dogs have had their share of skunky set-tos: is a tomato-juice bath the best remedy, or does it merely mingle the smell of skunk with the tang of tomato? Are herbal treatments better? Where have skunk meetings taken place? Whose dogs are smarter/braver/more fastidious? …and of course on into dog stories. I have no dogs but do enjoy dog stories. AND I really like skunks.…Supreme effort of three wills was necessary to bring us back to rehearsal mode.
I happened on a skunk nest (nest? is there another word?) on my way to pick up a pizza one night. Mama and four kits, curled up together in a hollow beside the walkway, a bit under a small shrub. They were simply adorable. Luckily for me, I frequently sing or hum under my breath while walking. People may find me strange, but skunks hear me coming and so are never surprised by me. We gave each other a cautiously amiable look, and then I walked on to the pizza place (and returned by a different route: why tempt fate?). Clearly she felt no threat to the survival of her kits or herself, so she had no need of instinks with me. But if I had been a curious, bouncy dog, her survival instinks would surely have been deployed.
I like to think my student thought of skunks the first time she heard someone refer to “animal instincts” or “survival instincts,” and came up with an appropriate spelling, almost a poetic one. (My friend Philip would call that an “eggcorn,” I believe.)
There’s always the possibility that she was listening to a speaker who didn’t take care to pronounce all his consonants, or that she had never heard or seen the word “instincts,” and she simply assumed the term was spelled the way she thought she heard it—no mental pictures involved at all. That’s a sad thought.
It’s a chancy passage from the ear to the brain and back down out the mouth or typing fingers. If we don’t have enough signposts installed along the way, the word, and consequently the thought, can stumble off the path and wind up at a surprising place that never was the destination—but may seem to be. My student may have intended a simple behavioral observation, but where she wound up was a playground for me!
I have a dear friend who thinks those creepy shiny pincery-looking bugs, earwigs, are called Airwicks. None of my students says “all of a sudden”: they all think the expression is “all the sudden.” Being widely read and hanging around with people who speak with some care are the only defenses against making hundreds of such false assumptions and subsequent errors, living in worlds full of animals with instinks and bugs that are air-fresheners.
I guess if you have one, it would be nice to have the other….
July 11th, 2013 at 6:27 pm
a biology student stuck on skinks? (they burrow in sand….Drifting thoughts in a sandstorm? Skinks can have absent limbs…a good idea needs legs to stand on…)
That’s a great last line.
July 11th, 2013 at 8:04 pm
Haha! My first thought when I read the title was “skunk!”
July 12th, 2013 at 1:21 am
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July 12th, 2013 at 9:38 am
1. I am surprised that you, having no dogs, enjoy dog stories.
2. I was told the other day by an administrative person that “the board is meeting and will make a concisive decision”. I assume concise and decisive – though what a concise decision is I have no idea.
July 12th, 2013 at 9:51 am
1- had a wonderful dog in my youth; siblings have had a series of wonderful dogs to whom I am Cool Aunt; have dog-sat a couple of great dogs; get along very well with dogs; would have dogs if life circumstances permitted; and may have been a dog in a previous incarnation ;-}
2- I just read “Betty vs. the State”– to which I link here for readers of this comment http://thinkingaboutjane.wordpress.com/2013/06/28/betty-versus-the-nanny-state-a-one-act-play-channelling-recent-reality/ –and found that remarkable word! Maybe “concisive” is like “decisive” but arrived at by consensus among several deciders? What a word that would be for parents, eh?–“No, Buffy, you may not go to New York for the weekend with your friend Spike. And don’t bother asking your father in the hopes that he’ll let you: THIS IS A CONCISIVE DECISION!” Buffy wouldn’t have a clue what it meant, but boyoboy does it sound authoritative! (And that seems to be the goal for most of the gibberish uttered by FEHRB in the play, no?)
July 12th, 2013 at 6:12 pm
Perhaps concisive was intended to convey “conclusive” and “decisive,” which would render “make a concisive decision” a doubly redundant expression!
July 13th, 2013 at 10:15 am
Double down for emphasis! I like it. Perhaps this kind of formation process is similar to what produced one of the great student words of our time: flustrated!
July 15th, 2013 at 3:22 am
Flustrated! I am definitely using that in future! I particularly like that it’s a quite subtle phonetic change, so people need to be paying attention. And if they hear it, they might think it’s a lisp, and not want to say anything. My amusement for the next week organised, thank goodness!
July 15th, 2013 at 3:24 am
You are right, Lisa Shaw. In my flustration at the content of the speakers information, I didn’t even consider “conclusive”.
July 15th, 2013 at 3:41 am
You are most likely right, Lisa Shaw. In my flustration at the contents of the diatribe, I didn’t even consider “conclusive”!
July 15th, 2013 at 10:43 am
Can’t see a mention of eggcorns without noting that “baited breath” and “wet your appetite” are probably more common than the original spellings.
July 16th, 2013 at 4:26 pm
Gladly, my cross-eyed bear….
July 16th, 2013 at 5:41 pm
Oh, yes! The American poet Robert Duncan refers to this particular hymn lyric too. Can’t you just SEE him, dear Gladly?